by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Celtia

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Celtia is ranked 25,212th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Republic of District Line 11Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“God, Homeland, Liberty”
2.The Disputed Territories of DumbachIron Fist Consumerists“I will be singing”
3.The Loving Couple of Too-Many OptionsCorrupt Dictatorship“Lumity”