The Most Ignorant Citizens in Cars
The World Census studied which nations seemed to have the greatest numbers of citizens that fell into the categories "ignorant," "oblivious," or "just plain dumb."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Imperial Alehinga Muh | Capitalist Paradise | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 2. |  The United Kingdom of Swizzlegion 48 | Democratic Socialists | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 3. |  The Beautiful Boondoggle of A Stainless Steel DeLorean | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Where we're going, we don't need loads” | |
| 4. |  The One Ring of My precious | Father Knows Best State | “My preciousssss” |
