by Max Barry

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Capitalist Paradise World Census

The Nudest in Capitalist Paradise

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 4,137th in the world for Nudest.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Rising Sun of The Fyre PhoenixCorporate Bordello“Use windows only!! Or Die”
2.The Republic of FinneransNew York Times Democracy“Yagottawanna”
3.The Ripe spuds of Potato popoNew York Times Democracy“We are one, we are potatoes”
4.The Nomadic Peoples of PatraCompulsory Consumerist State“United we stand, divided we fall.”
5.The SLIPPERY FLOORS of Wet When SlipperyCapitalist Paradise“AURUM POTESTAS EST...AND THE FLOOR IS WET WHEN SLIPPERY”
6.The Uneducated GOP Voter of TrumpsupporterMoralistic Democracy“I sing pop country”
7.The Infection of EdgemasterCapitalist Paradise“KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!”
8.The Immortal Ascension of ErtolinLeft-Leaning College State“Security through freedom”
9.The Right Honourable Merchants of Hegemon IndustriesCapitalist Paradise“Ferrum et Fermentum”
10.The Dictatorship of Vox PecuniaCompulsory Consumerist State“All shall obey”
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