by Max Barry

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Capitalist Paradise World Census

The Nudest in Capitalist Paradise

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 6,471st in the world for Nudest.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Confederacy of The Itopian IslesInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Up Up Up the Ziggurat Lickety Split”
2.The Democratic Trailer Parks of Former confederate state of WaloniaCapitalist Paradise“Like a good neighbor, stay over there”
3.The Infection of EdgemasterFather Knows Best State“KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!”
4.The Immortal Ascension of ErtolinNew York Times Democracy“Security through freedom”
5.The Jingoistic States of Uxorem meamAnarchy“Quid quid latine dictum sit, altum viditur”
6.The Hyper-Dimensional Neo-Nexus of CaelestiusNew York Times Democracy“Perfection Manifested”
7.The Warrior's Paradise of AdolliasCivil Rights Lovefest“Freedom, Victory, and Justice at any cost.”
8.The 20 Billion S O B's of FASTERCATCapitalizt“Moonbat Free Since '63”
9.The Republic of CocainumusAnarchy“The beaches are alright. Conscientia et Libertati!”
10.The Disputed Territories of SherlockazuluAnarchy“Suum Cuique”
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