by Max Barry

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Capitalist Paradise World Census

The Nudest in Capitalist Paradise

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 5,005th in the world for Nudest.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Republic of FinneransNew York Times Democracy“Yagottawanna”
2.The Nomadic Peoples of PatraCompulsory Consumerist State“United we stand, divided we fall.”
3.The Board of Governors Of The Federal Reserve SystemRight-wing Utopia“Protecting The Nation's Economy”
4.The Republic of JerpyPsychotic Dictatorship“DIRSTY”
5.The Infection of EdgemasterCompulsory Consumerist State“KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!”
6.The Democratic Trailer Parks of Former confederate state of WaloniaCapitalist Paradise“Like a good neighbor, stay over there”
7.The Immortal Ascension of ErtolinNew York Times Democracy“Security through freedom”
8.The Right Honourable Merchants of Hegemon IndustriesCapitalist Paradise“Ferrum et Fermentum”
9.The Jingoistic States of Uxorem meamAnarchy“Quid quid latine dictum sit, altum viditur”
10.The Hyper-Dimensional Neo-Nexus of CaelestiusNew York Times Democracy“Perfection Manifested”
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