by Max Barry

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Capitalist Paradise World Census

The Nudest in Capitalist Paradise

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 3,360th in the world for Nudest.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Free Land of Sno Din SonitAnarchy“Full Freedom, Sweet Love”
2.The Rising Sun of The Fyre PhoenixAnarchy“Use windows only!! Or Die”
3.The Republic of FinneransNew York Times Democracy“Yagottawanna”
4.The SLIPPERY FLOORS of Wet When SlipperyCapitalist Paradise“AURUM POTESTAS EST...AND THE FLOOR IS WET WHEN SLIPPERY”
5.The Nomadic Peoples of PatraCorporate Police State“United we stand, divided we fall.”
6.The Uneducated GOP Voter of TrumpsupporterMoralistic Democracy“I sing pop country”
7.The Democratic Trailer Parks of Former confederate state of WaloniaCapitalist Paradise“Like a good neighbor, stay over there”
8.The Infection of EdgemasterCompulsory Consumerist State“KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!”
9.The Immortal Ascension of ErtolinNew York Times Democracy“Security through freedom”
10.The Right Honourable Merchants of Hegemon IndustriesCapitalist Paradise“Ferrum et Fermentum”
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