by Max Barry

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Capitalist Paradise World Census

The Highest Crime Rates in Capitalist Paradise

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 2,725th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Infection of EdgemasterFather Knows Best State“KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!”
2.The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern BorlandCapitalist Paradise“A Good Place to Raise Your Business”
3.The Corporatocracy of Anemone ReefAnarchy“Industry is progress”
4.The Rising Sun of The Fyre PhoenixCapitalizt“Behold!”
5.The Jingoistic States of Uxorem meamAnarchy“Quid quid latine dictum sit, altum viditur”
6.The Benevolent Dictatorship of CanterburieCorporate Bordello“Peace Through Strength”
7.The Free Domes of Meridiani PlanumCapitalist Paradise“We flourish together as free men and women”
8.The Queendom of FiarindomAnarchy“Foo Bar”
9.The Most Serene Republic of AvimimusAnarchy“Me ineptum”
10.The Democratic Republic of TideratedCapitalist Paradise“Strength Through Freedom”
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