The Most Primitive in Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Domestic Corporate America | Capitalist Paradise | “For the success of all shall we prosper!” | |
| 2. |  The Military Junta of Gran General Augusto Pinochet | Compulsory Consumerist State | “¡Pero que economía más grande!” | |
| 3. |  The Armed Republic of Anconcapistan | Anarchy | “Property! Liberty! Anconcapistan!” | |
| 4. |  The Imperium of Corporate Collective Salvation | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Power is the only law.” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Smieda | Left-Leaning College State | “Liberty, Fraternity, Justice” | |
| 6. |  The Incorporated States of One-Way Supermarket Aisles | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Sorry, Empty Shelves Caused By Supply Chain Disruptions” | |
| 7. |  The Empire of Hodge | Capitalizt | “The empire on which the sun never sets.” | |
| 8. |  The Federal Republic of Askenats | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Tikkun Olam” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Thollanosa | Anarchy | “Live Free or Die” | |
| 10. |  The Allied States of TheCapitalistUtopia | Corporate Bordello | “Freedom!” |
