The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Caer Sidi
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Loving Couple of -I Ship It | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Shipping Fan.” | |
| 2. |  The Hero of -Linkle- | Left-wing Utopia | “I'll save the world!” | |
| 3. |  The United States of 27 Stars | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Yolo” | |
| 4. |  The Kingdom of Aiurus | New York Times Democracy | “Forged by the Fires in our Hearts” | |
| 5. |  The Federation of Ancabrasil | Corporate Bordello | “By The People For The People” | |
| 6. |  The Kingdom of Astirdia two | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Peace is hard to obtain, but is always possible” | |
| 7. |  The Glittery Fantasy Land of Aynia Moreaux | Democratic Socialists | “Less Bitter More Glitter.” | |
| 8. |  The Queendom of Ayuwu | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Glitter everywhere!” | |
| 9. |  The Empire of Badger I | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “This Motto Space For Sale” | |
| 10. |  The Breakfast of Belgium Waffle | Civil Rights Lovefest | “De dood of de gladiolen” |
