The Fattest Citizens in Caer Sidi
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Caer Sidi is ranked 13,855th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Satyr Lottocracy of Lil La Luna | Anarchy | “A Lil' La Land of a Lil' La Lunacy” | |
| 2. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Esurio | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Seek Into the Darkest Well” | |
| 3. |  The Community of United Islasca | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Death is not the end” | |
| 4. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Inimicitiae | New York Times Democracy | “Onwards, towards Judgement” | |
| 5. |  The Ancient Elefante of Jonewest | Father Knows Best State | “Baby's got back!” | |
| 6. |  The Funni LoZ Fanproject of Stories of the Interloper War | Father Knows Best State | “May Sacred Light guide our paths” | |
| 7. |  The Commonwealth of Bomi | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Mackal Fingwrkarcha | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at rik, we must FIGHT!” | |
| 9. |  The Ship Protectorate of Yoichi | Left-Leaning College State | “Yoinoa!” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Night Forge | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” |
