The Most Rebellious Youth in Cactus Union
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The People's Ordained Kingdom of United cacti of Estaban | Left-wing Utopia | “For the cactus, we thank” |
