The Nudest in Boston
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Confederacy of Kry Marhandenervakor | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Seanes Rudernous | Iron Fist Consumerists | “From Many, One” | |
| 3. |  The City of Havath Toustuvia | Father Knows Best State | “Boston beats Boulder” | |
| 4. |  The Principality of Imps Cru | Father Knows Best State | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 5. |  The Theocracy of Gul Paultoph | Father Knows Best State | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 6. |  The Federation of Vinko Breadberothims Islands | Father Knows Best State | “Sea taketh and provideth” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Boston Basher | Anarchy | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 8. |  The Blocking and Pass Catching of Bad Man Alejandro | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Bad Man Alejandro” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Reitarawi IX | Anarchy | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 10. |  The Democratic Republic of A Fox a Rabbit and a Cabbage | Anarchy | “I haven't had pie like this since the Garden of Eden.” |
