The Fattest Citizens in BLITZKRIEG
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, BLITZKRIEG is ranked 1,649th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Substitutiary Locomotion of Captain Woodhouse | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Skin on skin, let the love begin” | |
| 2. |  The High-toned SOB of Hugo Boss | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Charlie don't surf” | |
| 3. |  The Purple Pied Piper of T-Rex | Corporate Police State | “friendship” | |
| 4. |  The Who Is Your Daddy of Nodin | Compulsory Consumerist State | “You'll never make the six” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Vlaams | Moralistic Democracy | “Klauwerdeklauw” | |
| 6. |  The Free Land of Captain Blood | Father Knows Best State | “Cabdain Blood is fond of boedry” | |
| 7. |  The Bicycle Built For Two of Frank Poole | Democratic Socialists | “I don't think I'm in Kansas anymore” | |
| 8. |  The Federation of Rheinlands | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Freiheit, Macht, Imperium” | |
| 9. |  The Woodhouse Sanctum of Erich Topp | Moralistic Democracy | “Skin on skin, let the love begin” | |
| 10. |  The Capital of Exilvania of Schreckensburg | Iron Fist Consumerists | “A city built from the ashes of freedom” |
