The Highest Drug Use in BLITZKRIEG
World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.
As a region, BLITZKRIEG is ranked 18,856th in the world for Highest Drug Use.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The High-toned SOB of Hugo Boss | Corporate Police State | “Charlie don't surf” | |
| 2. |  The Theocracy of Me and Julio | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Well, I'm on my way...” | |
| 3. |  The Who Is Your Daddy of Nodin | Compulsory Consumerist State | “You'll never make the six” | |
| 4. |  The Purple Pied Piper of T-Rex | Corporate Police State | “friendship” | |
| 5. |  The Substitutiary Locomotion of Captain Woodhouse | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Skin on skin, let the love begin” | |
| 6. |  The Bicycle Built For Two of Frank Poole | Democratic Socialists | “I don't think I'm in Kansas anymore” | |
| 7. |  The Terrible Swift Sword of Bad Cog | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Skin on skin, let the love begin” | |
| 8. | The Woodhouse Sanctum of Rolands End | Father Knows Best State | “Skin on skin, let the love begin” | |
| 9. |  The Woodhouse Sanctum of Erich Topp | Moralistic Democracy | “Skin on skin, let the love begin” | |
| 10. |  The Mmmbop of White Collar | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Skin on skin, let the love begin” |
