The World World Census
The Rudest Citizens in the World
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
2. | The Free State of Vosiycrs | Anarchy | “There Can Never Be Enough” | |
3. | The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's not a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan | Anarchy | “Don't piss down my back and try and tell me it's raining” | |
4. | The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer | Anarchy | “Free Markets, Free People” | |
5. | The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael | Corporate Bordello | “בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה” | |
6. | The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co | Compulsory Consumerist State | “In J.R. We Trust” | |
7. | The Most Christian City of Ordenza | Capitalist Paradise | “Do not despair” | |
8. | The United States of Libercadia | Anarchy | “Freedom for All, Oppression for None” | |
9. | The Chaos of Nidpoggr | Anarchy | “Think fast, chucklenuts!” | |
10. | The United Kingdom of NeoEgypt | Capitalist Paradise | “𓂀” |