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The Highest Drug Use in Bishkek

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Queen's State of Pearl King	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Getting there”
2.	The District of Salmon Naasson	Anarchy	“colonist”
3.	The State of Sorrento	Capitalizt	“A day at the beach”
4.	The Queen's State of Vigo	New York Times Democracy	“Control”
5.	The Queen's State of Great La Cloche	Left-wing Utopia	“Not Too Near But Not Too Far”
6.	The State of Grant Watson	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Freedom”
7.	The State of Parbo	Corporate Bordello	“Republiek Suriname”
8.	The State of Bundeswehr	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit”