The Most Devout in Bishkek
World Census Inquisitors conducted rigorous one-on-one interviews probing the depth of citizens' beliefs in order to determine which nations were the most devout.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Queen's State of Vigo | New York Times Democracy | “Control” | |
| 2. |  The Queen's State of Great La Cloche | Left-wing Utopia | “Not Too Near But Not Too Far” | |
| 3. |  The State of Bundeswehr | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit” | |
| 4. |  The District of Salmon Naasson | Anarchy | “colonist” | |
| 5. |  The State of Parbo | Corporate Bordello | “Republiek Suriname” | |
| 6. |  The State of Sorrento | Capitalizt | “A day at the beach” | |
| 7. |  The State of Grant Watson | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Freedom” | |
| 8. |  The Queen's State of Pearl King | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Getting there” |
