The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Baltimore
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Kingdom of Armistead | Moralistic Democracy | “Port community” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Brewerton | Anarchy | “Community” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Fort McHenry | Corporate Police State | “Our Glorious Community” | |
| 4. |  The State of Freeman Channing | Authoritarian Democracy | “Tyranny By Majority” | |
| 5. |  The Kingdom of Hencken | Left-wing Utopia | “Community first” | |
| 6. |  The Colony of Katyn | Corporate Bordello | “Community” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Mount Clare | Capitalist Paradise | “Glory” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Patapsco | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Community” |
