by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Balder

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Balder is ranked 15,710th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
31.The Rogue Nation of Serpents SubterfugeCapitalist Paradise“Money is...Glorious”
32.The Capitalist Free Zone of VilhalaCorporate Police State“The freer the market the freer the people”
33.The Confederacy of RedefCapitalist Paradise“money makes the world go round”
34.The Armed Republic of Imperial PeachesIron Fist Consumerists“Oops all bangers”
35.The Corporate State of CapitalisumCompulsory Consumerist State“It's all mine. Even what's yours.”
36.The Merchanate of YamanyCompulsory Consumerist State“State yourself.”
37.The Free Land of Kc worldCapitalist Paradise“let it be”
38.The Community of East CyanlandInoffensive Centrist Democracy“TIM WEAH!”
39.The Empire of AndromineaDemocratic Socialists“Why are you reading this?”
40.The Holy Republic of Allah BirdsCorporate Police State“Glory to birds, Death to swines!”
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