by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Balder

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Balder is ranked 15,597th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
21.The Tragic Demise of DirinaCompulsory Consumerist State“Because we can”
22.The Academic Dominion of WoolleviaIron Fist Consumerists“Non Torsii Subligarium”
23.The Free Land of Impending DamnationAnarchy“Freedom from authority; freedom from accountability”
24.The Dictatorship of BowmanyIron Fist Consumerists“We're Not Suppressed! We're Happy Citizens!”
25.The Commonwealth of NianacioCivil Rights Lovefest“Harimau pepasa atmia.”
26.The Omnipotnt All-Owning mpir of DreudelCapitalist Paradise“Our Nation Surpasss All Othrs Boat Ship”
27.The Questionable Dictatorship of Survivors WinCapitalist Paradise“Pop, Pop, Pop”
28.The Explosion of The Phat LumpPsychotic Dictatorship“The Phat Lump is Phat!”
29.The Empire of AgandurCompulsory Consumerist State“One can not stop progress”
30.The Rogue Nation of Serpents SubterfugeCapitalist Paradise“Money is...Glorious”
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