by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Balder

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Balder is ranked 15,524th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
11.The Rogue Nation of RulesnomoreAnarchy“FREEDOM”
12.The Banana Republic of BrakzilCapitalist Paradise“Disorder and Regress”
13.The Anarchy of AnarchestanAnarchy“Anarchists of the world! Unite!”
14.The Whatever of WehateyouallCapitalist Paradise“Mind your business”
15.The Republic of Uranus08Iron Fist Consumerists“In Uranus we do things a bit differently”
16.The Galactic Paradise of HassettCivil Rights Lovefest“Strength Through Freedom”
17.The Holy Empire of HeadcrabiansCorporate Police State“Civil rights exist only to be banned.”
18.The Dictatorship of The Peoples Collective RepublicIron Fist Consumerists“πήγαινε και σκατά τον εαυτό σου”
19.The Cruel Enslaved Dictatorship of PasiniaCorporate Police State“Zero Rights, Zero Freedom, Zero Tolerance!”
20.The Dictatorship of QuiyopolisCorporate Police State“...”
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