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The Fattest Citizens in Atlantic

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Kingdom of Under Atlantis	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Sunken Sailors questing for treasures of the deep.”
2.	The Car show of Supro	Iron Fist Consumerists	“You can't kill what you can't catch.”
3.	The Secret Community of Stealth Ninjas	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Surprise is key to victory.”
4.	The Ancient Stronghold of A Raptor	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“The memories of the past drive us to our future.”
5.	The Giovanniland Atlantic Puppet of Papua New Guinea	Moralistic Democracy	“Unity in Diversity”
6.	The Democratic Provinces of Vox Solanaceae	Left-Leaning College State	“There's More Than One Way to Skin a Potato”
7.	The Galactic Outpost of Sigilo	New York Times Democracy	“Mission Accomplished”
8.	The Rolling Carts of Gog Magog	Moralistic Democracy	“Three Wheels On My Wagon”