The Fattest Citizens in Atlantian Oceania
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Free Kingdom of Falcania | Anarchy | “Altus, Ferus, Fidelis” | |
| 2. |  The Unified City-States of Maraque | Civil Rights Lovefest | “[...] we live as many, we stand as one. ” | |
| 3. | The Frozen North of Quakmybush | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Aonaibh Ri Cheile” | |
| 4. |  The Imperial Empire of Nojika | Father Knows Best State | “Land is built by law” | |
| 5. |  The Unified Capitalizt States of Commerce Heights | Anarchy | “In varietate concordia” | |
| 6. |  The Gusty Winds of Hurricane | Anarchy | “Storm Warning” | |
| 7. |  The Free Land of The Blessed | Anarchy | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 8. |  The Quasi-Governmental Entity of Tropicorp | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Calanian Research & Development” | |
| 9. |  The Paripanan Protector of The International City | Anarchy | “We're neutral!” | |
| 10. |  The Merchant Ships of St-Pierre et Miquelon | Anarchy | “Where France meets North America” |
