The World World Census
The Fattest Citizens in the World
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co | Compulsory Consumerist State | “In J.R. We Trust” | |
2. | The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael | Corporate Bordello | “בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה” | |
3. | The Seafood Paradise of KohrAr | Compulsory Consumerist State | “With oysters we thrive!” | |
4. | The Free State of Vosiycrs | Anarchy | “There Can Never Be Enough” | |
5. | The Republic of Buddhai | Capitalist Paradise | “Motto” | |
6. | The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's not a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan | Anarchy | “Don't piss down my back and try and tell me it's raining” | |
7. | The Federal Republic of I Always Choose The Last Option | Father Knows Best State | “Do you really need a comment on how I make my decisions” | |
8. | The Most Christian City of Ordenza | Capitalist Paradise | “Do not despair” | |
9. | The Holy Matriarchy of The Blessed and Holy Land | Corporate Police State | “Praise be to our Holy Goddess” | |
10. | The Confederacy of The Goggles | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Deo Vindice” |