The Most Secular in Astoria
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
As a region, Astoria is ranked 7,238th in the world for Most Secular.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Culture of Gooutofhere | Democratic Socialists | “I've seen things” | |
| 2. |  The Human Meitocratic Citystate of Eragon Island | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Peace in Sylvothra! Neutrality!” | |
| 3. |  The Armchair Aristocrat of Kyavan | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Come ovt yvo cvckold” | |
| 4. |  The Dictatorship of Claesia | Father Knows Best State | “It's about how we write our name” | |
| 5. |  The 27³ of Omnicontrol | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Are you, are you, coming to the tree...?” | |
| 6. |  The Borromean Rings of For No One | Iron Fist Consumerists | “We Will Endure” | |
| 7. |  The Imperial Empire of Jaydor | Father Knows Best State | “Power Passion Order” | |
| 8. |  The Alliance of Xetinesia of Coastal States | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Lux et Lex” | |
| 9. |  The Aloyian Lucky Christmas of Aloyium | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Candy canes make us feel lucky” | |
| 10. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of Wealth above all | Corporate Police State | “Economy is an empire!” |
