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The Most Authoritarian in Asmara

World Census staff loitered innocuously in various public areas and recorded the length of time that passed before they were approached by dark-suited officials.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The District of Eley	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Glory to our community”
2.	The State of Mokroye	Corrupt Dictatorship	“A Job Done”
3.	The State of Espana	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Plus Ultra”
4.	The State of Ezekias	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Two Hits”
5.	The State of Warren Young	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Empire Forever”
6.	The Colony of Asmara	Free-Market Paradise	“Our Community”
7.	The Queendom of Chamoot	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Mission Accomplished”
8.	The District of The Grand Banks	Anarchy	“Community”