The Safest in Ashgabat
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Sousa et Cosmos | Democratic Socialists | “RIP” | |
| 2. |  The State of Flaggs | New York Times Democracy | “State” | |
| 3. |  The State of York Liberty | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Depends Upon The Circumstances” | |
| 4. |  The State of Auguste | Free-Market Paradise | “Venture” | |
| 5. |  The State of Dolina Shpion | Anarchy | “State of Mind” | |
| 6. |  The State of Sadoc | Anarchy | “Whatever it takes” | |
| 7. | The District of Aliado | Anarchy | “Community” | |
| 8. |  The State of Gordon Weddell | Anarchy | “Back Roads” |
