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The Fattest Citizens in Asgard

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Asgard is ranked 14,314^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Republic of Frian Moodle	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Mission Accomplished”
2.	The Capital District of Asgard	New York Times Democracy	“Gudarnas Hem”
3.	The Asgard Founder of Sacred Yggdrasil	Authoritarian Democracy	“We are all misfits living in a world on fire.”