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The Fattest Citizens in Arda

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Arda is ranked 10,282nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Armed Republic of Griffin and Kryuger Base 69Civil Rights Lovefest“Secure, Contain, Protectů bruh”
2.The Empire of Mitsurugi EsInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT”
3.The Republic of Chinese Fraternal RepublicMoralistic Democracy“Honor The Way”
4.The Commonwealth of Takkaviita CCCXIInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Defender”
5.The Republic of NeakzoisCorporate Police State“Strength Through Compliance”
6.The Dominion of The PR Of PrussiaDemocratic Socialists“Sozalismus und staat!”
7.The Queendom of Code053Conservative Democracy“Motto...”
8.The Republic of Kivu LIVInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Unity, Discipline, Work”
9.The Siridar-fief of Smart DudsInoffensive Centrist Democracy“We must rise up against those dirty capitalists”