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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Apia

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Colony of Apia	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Community”
2.	The State of Byzadaea Ugenta	Corporate Bordello	“State”
3.	The State of Cornelius Vanderbilt	Corporate Police State	“American Dream”
4.	The State of Nephthalim	Benevolent Dictatorship	“Home”
5.	The Queen's State of Newman Ruskin	Tyranny by Majority	“Date”
6.	The State of Rezident	Anarchy	“Rezident Station Chief”
7.	The State of Sary Su	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“City”
8.	The Queen's State of Totma	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Oblast”