The Highest Drug Use in Antarctic Oasis
World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Imperial Provinces of Exxosia | Capitalist Paradise | “We have reached rock bottom and have started to dig.” | |
| 2. |  The Veeblefetzer of Dumoflage | Anarchy | “It's ol Whatchamacallit” | |
| 3. |  The Government Shutdown of Omigodtheykilledkenny | Left-Leaning College State | “You bastards!” | |
| 4. |  The Saucy and sexy Pirate Ship of Thessadorian Catgirls | Capitalizt | “I am Catgirl! Hear me nya!” | |
| 5. |  The Commonwealth of Perpetual Exemption | Left-Leaning College State | “You Can Go Your Own Way” | |
| 6. |  The Player Behind The Nation of Mad Sheep Railgun | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Hurrah!” | |
| 7. |  The Star Empire of Ainocra | Father Knows Best State | “Through victory, my chains are broken.” | |
| 8. |  The Most Serene Republic of Azraele | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “a paradise for believers” | |
| 9. |  The Commonwealth of Communist Taxachusetts | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Non serviemus, caniculae!” | |
| 10. |  The Clueless Penguin Republic of South Jenstown | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “A journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very badly” |
