by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Antarctic

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Antarctic is ranked 4,298th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Black and White Buccaneers of Percival the Pirate PenguinMoralistic Democracy“SQUARK!”
2.The Glaciated Territories of GastieszLibertarian Police State“Adventure is just bad planning.”
3.The Republic of South Sandwich lslandsAnarchy“This will be the last sandwich you bite”
4.The Kingdom of ArcticReichIron Fist Consumerists“The North Will Triumph”
5.The United Kingdom of BerlestaNew York Times Democracy“We are all people, we are friends. ”
6.The Second People's Republic of PenguinovillIron Fist Consumerists“By The People! For The People!”
7.The Moderate Republic of IztajbeleNew York Times Democracy“.استخدم الكمبيوتر للتحقق”
8.The Free Penguins of Spheniscidae IslandsScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Penguins forever!”
9.The Free Land of FrigidopiaLeft-wing Utopia“Dum spiro, spero”