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The Safest in Ankh Morpork

World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Multitude of Christs	New York Times Democracy	“The vigilant will survive.”
2.	The Grand Duchy of Duckslandia	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Quack quack quack”
3.	The Republic of Taiko no Tatsujin 19	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”
4.	The Republic of Mr Nutt	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Mr Nutt is an Orc. ”
5.	The Republic of Swalep Covu	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Unity, Discipline, Work”
6.	The Republic of Rincewind	Capitalist Paradise	“Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant idiot.”