The Fattest Citizens in Anarchy
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Iron Mall of Dragyn | Anarchy | “Shop 'til you drop!” | |
| 2. |  The Autonomous Zone of Choldings | Anarchy | “Don't Tell Me What To Do!!” | |
| 3. |  The Freedom Project of Island Dolista | Capitalizt | “Sting first” | |
| 4. |  The Community of Nugglovsk | Anarchy | “The future needs big balls!” | |
| 5. |  The Phoenix Consortium of Zerotaxia | Anarchy | “Live Free Or Die” | |
| 6. |  The Confederated Communes of The Gilded Horde | Anarchy | “Here one must plough and sow if one wishes to reap” | |
| 7. |  The Lucky Holy Zombies of Anarcho Capitalist Party | Anarchy | “Friendship, Nationstates, Moo, Brains.” | |
| 8. |  The Commonwealth of The Phoenix Consortium | Anarchy | “Live Free or Die” | |
| 9. |  The Federal Republic of Walark | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Freeing ourselves and our people!” | |
| 10. |  The Psychotic World of The Joker | Father Knows Best State | “Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!” |
