by Max Barry

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Alvaria World Census

The Highest Crime Rates in Alvaria

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

As a region, Alvaria is ranked 11,537th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Disputed Territories of ViktorovitchCivil Rights Lovefest“We are all islands - in a common sea.”
2.The Federal Republic of IFunnyDotGovAnarchy“The lack of government is the best form of government”
3.The Republic of SojacellisNew York Times Democracy“Democracy unite us.”
4.The Constitutional Monarchy of Integrated KingdomCapitalist Paradise“Who Dares Wins”
5.The Constitutional Monarchy of BowaliaCompulsory Consumerist State“Strength through cooperation, forced or voluntary”
6.The Republic of AshigakaLeft-Leaning College State“Towards Freedom, Towards Success”
7.The Kingdom of Dol AtreusCorporate Bordello“Uniting our people across great distance”
8.The Commonwealth of United Brazil RepublicCapitalist Paradise“Motto...”
9.The Grand Duchy of The Grand Duchy of TexasInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Don't Mess with Texas”
10.The Incorporated States of HC30Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“Forward unto the dawn”
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