The Most Rebellious Youth in Allah
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Community of Wobblies | Left-wing Utopia | “This land was made for you and me” | |
| 2. |  The Whirling Dervishes of The Flow of Things | Left-wing Utopia | “ٱلسَّلَامُ عَلَيْكُمْ” |
