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The Fattest Citizens in Ainur

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Holy Empire of Augustus Telcontar	Capitalizt	“Don't Tread on Me”
2.	The Pax Augusta of Eldarion Telcontar	Father Knows Best State	“The Enemy of my Enemy is my Friend.”