The Most Compassionate Citizens in Africa
Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Unified Tribal Republic of Tawir | Democratic Socialists | “No need to say it if it's falling on deaf ears.” | |
| 2. |  The Socialist Holy Paradise of East Africanism | Left-wing Utopia | “Thriving For Equality” | |
| 3. |  The Federal Republic of Zunba | Democratic Socialists | “Nzanya quis dralan, erst Zunba” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Lower Nubia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Heirs of St. Anthony” | |
| 5. |  The People's Republic of Animeland | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Walk With The Kami” | |
| 6. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of West Angola | Left-wing Utopia | “Strength through peace.” | |
| 7. |  The Eternal Rastafarian Kingdom of Ethitopia | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Rise and rise again until lambs become lions.” | |
| 8. |  The Socialist Republic of Zambique | Left-wing Utopia | “A Luta Continua, Unidos Venceremos” | |
| 9. |  The Kingdom of Lycadia | Democratic Socialists | “Piety, Justice, Peace, Loyalty, Freedom, Duty and Fame” | |
| 10. |  The Colourful Union of Besmertingumas | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Justice Through Unity” |
