by Max Barry

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Absolution World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Absolution

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Absolution is ranked 998th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Multiversal Empire of PetzConfederationFather Knows Best State“Loyalty leads to Glory !”
2.The Biker Gangs of GaspaciaAnarchy“United in independence.”
3.The Republic of UnikonCapitalizt“Honor, loyalty, valor!”
4.The Holy Empire of Nation1204Father Knows Best State“Unity, Discipline, Work”
5.The Rogue Nation of Useless UtilitiesCorporate Police State“If only!”
6.The Corporate Conglomerate of MechislaCorporate Bordello“No Union Shall Save You Now!!!”
7.The Republic of Arming RepublicsCompulsory Consumerist State“COME AND TAKE IT!”
8.The Free Land of Patient screamsAnarchy“ah!”
9.The Commonwealth of MuseCorporate Police State“Become a citizen erased.”
10.The Sultanate of The ShadowCivil Rights Lovefest“Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?”