The Nicest Citizens in Absolution
World Census sociology experts studied citizens from various nations to determine which seemed most friendly and concerned for others.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Dialland | Democratic Socialists | “Freedom, Liberty, Human Rights” | |
| 2. |  The Celestial Collective of Mexican Liberation | Left-wing Utopia | “Liberty & Equality under stars, humanity beyond Heaven” | |
| 3. |  The Sinistre Mouroir of Krippling Lament | Left-wing Utopia | “Μικρὸν ἀπὸ τοῦ ἡλίου μετάστηθι” | |
| 4. |  The Communist Confederate Union of Nerosina | Democratic Socialists | “☭ Pro Populis Est Omnia ☭” | |
| 5. |  The Imperial Islands of Riecham | Democratic Socialists | “As one, or none.” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Freeoplis | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “I won't do what you tell me” | |
| 7. |  The Militaristic Federation of The Sheika | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Freedom. Justice. Peace.” | |
| 8. |  The Confederacy of Beedward | Left-Leaning College State | “Illiud Latine dici non potest.” | |
| 9. |  The Divine Sovereignty of Atlantigria | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Time is a great story teller.” | |
| 10. |  The Grand Duchy of Bumblebop | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “What the hell!” |
