The Fattest Citizens in A hellhole
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, A hellhole is ranked 6,914th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The White Line Fever of Black Raven Movement||Iron Fist Consumerists||“I am your servant, may I light your cigarette?”|
|2.||The Armed Republic of Legion of Saint Mary||Corrupt Dictatorship||“Before the courts of men, we must not bow!”|
|3.||The Generic america clone of Federal Republic Of America And The Cari||Civil Rights Lovefest||“no lore, no factbooks, nothing at all”|