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The Fattest Citizens in 21st Century Rome

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Legion of Da legion	Authoritarian Democracy	“Strength Through Compliance”
2.	The Loyal Legions of Legioni	Corporate Bordello	“Imperium Populusque Orionii”
3.	The Colony of Davertown	Father Knows Best State	“Rich and prosperous we are”
4.	The Republic of Romavada	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Strength Through Compliance”
5.	The Mattressian Republic of Hatchworth	Corporate Bordello	“Come on everybody open up that chest cavity”
6.	The Allied States of Lushus	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“Liberalism”