The Most Authoritarian in 100 Nations of Conquest
World Census staff loitered innocuously in various public areas and recorded the length of time that passed before they were approached by dark-suited officials.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Commonwealth of Umberhulk | Psychotic Dictatorship | “KILL!” | |
| 2. |  The Unpleasantness of Cellulite | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Yikes!” | |
| 3. |  The Gornworld of S-sgarnon | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Merciful and quick.” | |
| 4. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Wandering Jew | Iron Fist Consumerists | “See: JEWS IN SPACE!” | |
| 5. |  The Battlefield of Sex as a Weapon | Corporate Police State | “Hell is for children.” | |
| 6. |  The Futility of Moot Point | Corrupt Dictatorship | “The question is moot.” | |
| 7. |  The Portly Poultry of Plump Hen | Tyranny by Majority | “Get the cluck out of here.” | |
| 8. |  The Genius of The Master Shake | Compulsory Consumerist State | “My name is...Shake-Zula! The mic rula! The old skoola!” | |
| 9. |  The KRAKHOUSE of KRAKBABY | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Give the people what they want.” | |
| 10. |  The Power of Puce | Moralistic Democracy | “Simply the best.” |
