The Nudest in Wellington
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
 | Nation | World | cheeks per square mile | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The District of Drake Wellington | 14,393rd | 225 | ||
| 2. |  The State of Chalcedon | 14,804th | 225 | ||
| 3. |  The State of Risa One | 19,393rd | 218.25 | ||
| 4. |  The Queen's State of Jenufz | 76,796th | 180 | ||
| 5. | The District of Caveira | 83,744th | 175.5 | ||
| 6. |  The State of Herring Cove | 119,248th | 146.25 | ||
| 7. |  The Queen's State of Huron Bruce | 202,739th | 96.75 | ||
| 8. | The State of Pomerode | 235,216th | 66.25 | ||
| 9. |  The Sultanate of Primordial Zealand | 256,145th | 45 | ||
| 10. |  The State of Breault | 276,028th | 20.25 | ||
