The Nudest in United Assembly
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
 | Nation | World | cheeks per square mile | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Eleven | 19,614th | 218.25 | ||
| 2. |  The State of Deus Te Benedicat | 88,900th | 171 | ||
| 3. |  The State of Mutalau | 100,261st | 162 | ||
| 4. |  The Queendom of Dawlat | 104,949th | 157.5 | ||
| 5. |  The Queendom of Wasserbillig | 130,520th | 137.25 | ||
| 6. |  The State of The Kingsman | 140,754th | 128.25 | ||
| 7. |  The Queen's State of Forsommelse | 159,652nd | 112.5 | ||
| 8. |  The State of TEN | 159,790th | 112.5 | ||
