The Most Compassionate Citizens in United Alliances
Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.
Nation | World | Kitten Softness Rating | |||
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1. | The Eco-Fascist State of Renoa | 13,131st | 59.95 | ||
2. | The Grand Marshmallow Raj of Karma | 29,783rd | 49.24 | ||
3. | The Baldavinian Kingdom of Middle Anglia | 44,775th | 46.76 | ||
4. | The People's Republic of La Borinquena | 45,647th | 46.76 | ||
5. | The Commonwealth of Soldier Island | 45,830th | 46.76 | ||
6. | The Commonwealth of Coronaviralia | 70,112th | 44.83 | ||
7. | The Principality of Gilligans Isle | 90,561st | 43.68 | ||
8. | The Confederacy of Sirmaka | 91,222nd | 43.68 | ||
9. | The Holy Red Eyes of President Bush | 102,692nd | 43 | ||
10. | The Republic of Rennet | 102,754th | 43 |