The Smartest Citizens in United Alliances
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, United Alliances is ranked 8,984th in the world for Smartest Citizens.
 | Nation | World | quips per hour | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Eco-Fascist State of Renoa | 10,562nd | 89.74 | ||
| 2. |  The Federated Island Republic of Zocra | 21,165th | 60.37 | ||
| 3. |  The Republic of Bitcoin | 93,606th | 33.86 | ||
| 4. |  The Zocran Occupied Colony of Zocra-Nelson | 132,474th | 29.25 | ||
| 5. |  The Democratic Republic of Brown City | 167,766th | 25.23 | ||
| 6. |  The Commonwealth of Coronaviralia | 170,502nd | 24.97 | ||
| 7. |  The Free Land of New Walvis Bay | 172,968th | 24.74 | ||
| 8. |  The United Socialist States of CES | 226,814th | 17.35 | ||
| 9. |  The Republic of Little Texas | 236,438th | 14.24 | ||
| 10. |  The Ancient Kingdom of Gustaven | 263,829th | 0.98 | ||
