The Most Rebellious Youth in The Trump Regime
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | World | Stark-Dean Displacement Index | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Silencing of Trouser Trumpeting | 40,812th | 0 | ||
| 2. |  The Dirty Diapers of Baby Trump | 241,514th | -9 | ||
