The Most Compassionate Citizens in the South Pacific
Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.
 | Nation | World | Kitten Softness Rating | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Federal Republic of West green Israel | 31st | 349 | ||
| 2. |  The United Socialist States of Emailistan | 93rd | 280.13 | ||
| 3. |  The Valkyrian Republic of Qvait | 204th | 255.75 | ||
| 4. |  The Borderlands of Ujiixo | 222nd | 251.09 | ||
| 5. |  The Republic of Southern Numenor | 342nd | 237.93 | ||
| 6. |  The Hive of Delthorensdale | 390th | 232.87 | ||
| 7. |  The Dexterian Republic of Bawkie | 409th | 226.59 | ||
| 8. |  The Dracocracy of Theorin | 428th | 220.89 | ||
| 9. |  The Republic of Cypheri | 465th | 211.09 | ||
| 10. |  The Commonwealth of United States of Vietnam | 470th | 209.73 | ||
