The Fattest Citizens in The Remote Highlands
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
Nation | World | Obesity Rate | |||
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1. | The Zombie Free Land of Brexas2 | 93.78 | |||
2. | The Zombie Free Federal Republic of Brexas | 93.54 | |||
3. | The Zombie Free Republic of Brexas4 | 93.43 | |||
4. | The Zombie Free Colony of Brexas5 | 93.22 | |||
5. | The Zombie Free States of Brexas6 | 91.04 | |||
6. | The Zombie Free Nomadic Peoples of Aboriginal Brexan | 90.86 | |||
7. | The Zombie Free Republic of Brexas3 | 22nd | 88.21 | ||
8. | The Commonwealth of Brexas8 | 87.66 | |||
9. | The Zombie Free Dominion of Brexas7 | 87.49 | |||
10. | The Kingdom of Brexas9 | 83.36 |