The Fattest Citizens in The Region That Has No Big Banks
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
Nation | World | Obesity Rate | |||
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1. | The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia | 74th | 99.13 | ||
2. | The Nomadic Peoples of Sikistan | 2,604th | 38.79 | ||
3. | The One true one of Going4NumbaOne | 4,877th | 26.4 | ||
4. | The Queendom of Umoncil | 5,524th | 24.52 | ||
5. | The Archetype State of Ticheotis | 6,654th | 22.17 | ||
6. | The Dakzrimaco Inepram of Vladyslak | 6,789th | 21.92 | ||
7. | The Blue Holy Republic of The Revolution That Has No Big Banks | 8,159th | 20.03 | ||
8. | The Commonwealth of Nirxelchia | 8,956th | 19.12 | ||
9. | The United States of Flomonga | 9,359th | 18.75 | ||
10. | The Federation of Dahnberg | 12,035th | 17.38 |