The Fattest Citizens in the Pacific
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
Nation | World | Obesity Rate | |||
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1. | The Grand Duchy of Mustanoki | 94th | 48.72 | ||
2. | The Dictatorship of Lor Sama | 112th | 43.91 | ||
3. | The Holy Empire of Nuru Amani | 156th | 35.69 | ||
4. | The Democratic Republic of Kohili | 203rd | 31.68 | ||
5. | The Republic of Tsancity Claran | 260th | 27.23 | ||
6. | The Principality of Oyne | 596th | 18.01 | ||
7. | The Free Land of Anarch Run | 853rd | 16.9 | ||
8. | The Rogue Nation of Egotistia | 1,045th | 16.46 | ||
9. | The Republic of NUMBAONEYO | 1,084th | 16.39 | ||
10. | The Holy Empire of Metropolitan Romanovian Russia | 1,395th | 15.91 |