The Most Corrupt Governments in the Pacific
World Census officials visited a range of government departments and recorded how frequently bribes were required to complete simple administrative requests.
As a region, the Pacific is ranked 5,551st in the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
 | Nation | World | kickbacks per hour | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Glorious Kingdom of Flanderlion | 13th | 2,252.62 | ||
| 2. |  The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads | 17th | 2,132.05 | ||
| 3. |  The Rogue Nation of Momstononistan | 44th | 1,507.25 | ||
| 4. |  The V͔̞̟o͉̟̦͈i̫͖̹̠̰̝̙ͅd͔͚̫̫͝ ͜͠ of Mayo and Other Condiments | 67th | 1,315.11 | ||
| 5. |  The Social Darwinist Imperium of The Ascendant Hive | 68th | 1,310.17 | ||
| 6. |  The Star Fox of Jar Wattinree | 139th | 1,043.99 | ||
| 7. |  The Perfect Nation of Newer Gehenna | 161st | 984.32 | ||
| 8. |  The Dominion of Patriarchic Bliss | 170th | 961.63 | ||
| 9. |  The Holy Empire of Sons of Shub-Niggurath | 276th | 807.19 | ||
| 10. |  The City-State of Rho Ophiuchi | 477th | 672.87 | ||
